Not even the fastest people on the planet can outrun time

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 02/12/2015 at 16:23 • Filed to: None

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505Turbeaux > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/12/2015 at 16:25

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you are telling me. I might be the fastest (shot)gun in the East on drinking beer - actually I have seen CalzoneGolem drink a Guinness in about a second, so I digress. Age happens. He actually is faring better than I am. But I guess when you have that kind of money you can do stuff about yo hairline

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/12/2015 at 16:26

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They can, however, outrun Tim. Just about any Tim, really.

ttyymmnn > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 16:26

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You should see the dramatic decline in my appearance in the years since beginning parenthood. So. Much. Grey.

505Turbeaux > ttyymmnn 02/12/2015 at 16:27

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happened here too. Damn, and more to come when I have 2 girls 2.5 years apart, both is high school at once.

shoot me

For Sweden > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/12/2015 at 16:28

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That change of lighting though

El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 16:30

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I've heard that hair implanting surgery isn't that expensive or complicated, but hurts like hell.

505Turbeaux > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/12/2015 at 16:31

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I dont know why, but I dont try and hide anything, and all the women I have been with either find it attractive I am thinning or dont care. So I am okay with it - for now

ttyymmnn > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 16:33

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Nah, let's just go have a beer instead.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/12/2015 at 16:36

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Technically he can outrun a glock. In fact, quite a few F1 drivers can outrun a glock.

Leadbull > 505Turbeaux 02/12/2015 at 16:47

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Eventually, you'll have to to with the shaved head/goatee combo.

505Turbeaux > Leadbull 02/12/2015 at 16:50

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pulling a Carl Levine? Ha I hope he reads that

davedave1111 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/12/2015 at 17:06

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You've forgotten to allow for the effects of relativity. The time dilation will be 1/1.0000000000000446 at 200mph, so for every hour he spends driving fast, so for every hour he spends driving at that speed, a driver is only experiencing 3599.99999999998 seconds. That all adds up, you know...

desertdog5051 > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/12/2015 at 18:40

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Fingers look the same.

pip bip - choose Corrour > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/13/2015 at 18:59

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still no grey tho